Me: “Why has that bird been pecking on the window every day since I’ve been here”
Mom: “It’s my pet, it’s trying to come see me”
Me: “That’s gross. Do you feed it?”
Mom: “No, it just likes me. It’s spent its whole life trying to be around me”
Me: “So…the bird is insane”
Mom: “Don’t say that about my pet”
